Turd Burglar

A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.

Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.

by K2xW July 17, 2021

Turd Culprit

Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!

I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!

by Turdo maestro July 31, 2021

tundun

Tundun is a Yoruba name normally used for girls. tundun's are normally very social but do not know the right time to joke. They aren't the best at keeping secrets but will try their best. however they can easily cheer you up.

"dude why are you laughing this is serious"
"IDK"
"let me guess, you're a Tundun?"

by tundsss November 6, 2021

turburcolosis

its a

disease

that boy was diagnois with turburcolosis

by chrisdahit November 6, 2021

Turd Wagger

A person who flaunts their bad behavior with little or no guilt.

Ted always gets away with this, and doesn’t even try to hide it anymore. He’s a real turd wagger.

by SlusheeBiznatch August 23, 2021

turd grader

a small child who is a turd.
someone who is annoying.
a way to make fun of third graders.

ie: get out if my way turd grader

by notAturdGrader October 10, 2021

Turdburglar

When you do anal with someone and you pull out shit

Him: ‘I just pulled out shit’
Her: ‘I thought I cleaned’
Me in their wardrobe: ‘you fucking turdburglar’

by burgl4ry October 12, 2021