8pm titties

When asshole parents who bring their kids to CLEARLY adult parties FINALLY take the kid home at 8pm, obviously what follows next is everyone pulls out their titties in celebration of the kids leaving.

Corina, thanks for saying the kids need to leave by eight, now it’s time for 8pm titties!!

by GetASitter June 12, 2020

COVID titties

When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic

"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"

by Weednhoes January 31, 2021

Titty pic day

October 11th send a picture of your tits to whoever sends you this

It’s national titty pic day, you gotta send a pic
Fine, I dont make the rules

by Thedevilsangel October 11, 2021

Titty Pic Day

A day for sending men named William titty pics.

Didn’t you hear it’s titty pic day?

by meboyz June 03, 2024

Titty pic day

May 6th the day to send a titty pic to your friend, bf or gf

Hey its may 6th which is national titty pic day

by Jettssssssssssssssss May 05, 2022

Nippin' Titties

When you're horny and you're nipples get hard. Similar to getting a boner.

Alex is always so god damn horny he's always nippin' titties. Maybe it'a because he lacks a penis.

by Micah's Girlfriend and Such. September 18, 2010

Titty resurrection

When a women freezes her fecal matter at approximately 20 degrees, then removes said fecal matter to titty fuck her own self, using the fecal matter to resurrect her sex life

I just saw a chick performing a titty resurrection, she must be having a rough time

by Bigoleballsack July 08, 2022