Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.

He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Star Gazing

When you and your significant other go into a room and take off all of your clothes but you don’t do anything. You just stare at each others naked bodies, you don’t even make out.

So I was Star Gazing with Lisa, it was intense.

by My grandma just ate some prune March 27, 2020

Sam la star

Une personne talentueuse, capable de faire tous les métiers du monde. Ne laissez pas sa calvitie vous détourner du vote qui pourrait le mettre à la position de président.

1:Wow cette personne est tellement talentueuse!
2: C'est un sam la star!

by Ketamix April 9, 2020

Star Wars

Nickname for Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI), a proposed missile defense system intended to protect the U.S from ballistic strategic nuclear weapons. Formed in 1984. In 1993, it was renamed to the Ballistic Missile Defense Organization (BMDO).

Reagan: To get rid of MAD, we gotta make the commies show who we really are.
Everyone else: Won't this just piss them off?
Reagan: And we'll call it Star Wars.
Everyone else: Deal!

by Abesrg April 10, 2020

star trek

the act of traveling really far for the sole purpose of hooking up with someone

He lives a few hours away but he wants me to come over... do I star trek?

by tanamongeaulanguage April 22, 2020

Star Wars'd

To destroy something good with repeated, incompetent decisions.

He really Star Wars'd himself when he stole money from his wife, smoked crack, and crashed his plane into a mountain.

by Hollywood Destroyer May 4, 2020

Star Wars Motherfucker

When you vape with a light saber in your mouth and than start masturbating with Darth Vader and Yoda

Craig- Dude wanna play Yugio or Russian Rulet?
Theo- Wanna play Star wars motherfucker?
Craig- No yodas green little dick has pointy ears

by Teredactol Titties May 5, 2020