lightning post

A social media post put up during a time of emotional turmoil with no thought as to the repercussions. When the poster comes back to reality to realize said repercussions may cause grave annoyances to happen (or worse) then original post is deleted and original poster pretends it didn’t happen. Then he/she goes and buys their abuser dinner to apologize for said post aka half truths

Kay posted a lightning post about Ray calling her a name but now it’s gone and they’re at Texas Roadhouse getting takeout

by paidcents April 15, 2021

My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.

P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"

by The Hat King September 20, 2025

Tied to the same post

Tied to the same post is similar to saying we run in the same circle. It’s described as two or more people connected to a post and only being able to walk in the same circle as far as they can reach.

Yeah Arol and I know most of the same people, we’re tied to the same post.

by TwinkleStick September 9, 2018

Post Oak Middle School

If you live in Virginia don't go here, and if your a loser, don't go here. I was both of those definitions, a loser and a Virginian. I was severely bullied to the point I got sent to a mental hospital in December 2023.

Oh yeah, and everyone here vapes apparently, what else do I have to do to fit in?

"Did you hear about Post Oak Middle School?"

"Let me guess, another kid got suspended for drug dealing?"

by clyderin May 8, 2024

Huff post

A post filled pointless word vomit simply to simply to start arguments and annoy other members of a council. Commonly posted by only one individual within a group. Huff posting very similar to a shit posting except for shit posts are funny.

Did you see the recent huff post in the political committee

by Ndhdrew June 2, 2022

columbo posting

The famous detective from the show from the 70s-80s with the same name getting recognition online,often put into modern pop culture often to crack the cases of criminals from other media,or just generally being an online presence

Guy one:What video are you making? Why is Columbo speaking with Light Yagami?
Guy two: Oh,I'm Columbo posting!

by Manualink January 28, 2024

People Who Post This Shit On SC

Have high functioning autism and need a goddamn feeding tube.

I had to type something here People Who Post This Shit On SC

by IHaveTheBDE October 8, 2019