Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers

by Bribrutal July 7, 2021

Ending up on a pike

When you get a hard-on.

Guy: I was scared of ending up on a pike in the showers this morning, no homo though
Some other guy: cool bro

by Palmen July 17, 2021

Hans Oluf on a weekend

this old saying was used to describe a person that uses his 12 year old sister to buy alcohol when he cant

''Yo, little sister I know you are 12 years old, sus edition, but can you buy alcohol for me?'', I am a Hans Oluf on a weekend.

by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021

Go sit on a tater

Go sit on a potato - i.e. Go fuck yourself.

"Top of the mornin' to you."
"Go sit on a tater."

by Madmikeandbob October 30, 2021

two cheeks on a butt

When you're tight with your homie

We're closer than two peas in a pod; we're two cheeks on a butt.

by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021

Ahshionna (ah.she.on a)

someone of strong beauty and intelligence

By the way she carried herself, it wasn’t hard to determine she is a Ahshionna (ah.she.on a)

by Wordgeek001 November 23, 2021