Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 2, 2024

Musty Hot

Someone who is not exactly attractive or good looking, but the more you look at them you realise they are adorable and beautiful. They might not have the best skin, or teeth etc. But they are still hot so therefore musty hot. The best type

“Chris Evans is beautiful hot, but Evan Peters is musty hot”

by evanpetersisreallyhot January 4, 2024

Mustard boy

Mustard boy is a stupid fat furry monkey who shoves mustard up his asshole and eats it, he also ruins his friends ranked games and is profusely bad at video games, especially valorant.

Guy 1:dude you threw my ranked game, I lost 22 rr.
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck

by kkpep January 6, 2024

Mustacha

Portmanteau for Mustafa and Mustache

Hey Mustacha! How are ye doing too-day? Hadding caffay ma freind?

by Walapsune January 8, 2024

Musturbating

When a male wishes to partake in single-handed autoeroticism, however they have run out of lubricant such as lotion. In this case, they use mustard as a substitute for lubricant.

"Mom! Q is musturbating again!"
"Goddamnit don't you have any lotion???"

by mew0mori January 13, 2024

Mustahsin

Cool Kid from Bangladesh is highly likeable doesn't chat like zuhayr mahtab is Thala For a reason
Very Fit and kind. Isn't Fat at All. The most amazing person a human can be. He is A Religious Muslim and doesn't swear. Has a lot of haters that cant stop hating but he doesn't care.

Oh My God Is that The King Mustahsin? I am such a fan of Mustahsin he is soo beautiful and fit.

by Moustache21 January 18, 2024

Musty busy

A term of when the asshole of your partner is extremely musty and crusty.

Bob: hey Rita's ass was really musty busy
Joe :sounds like Rita.

by JBJB69420 January 23, 2024