Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...

Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!

by www.MuffinPuss.com August 1, 2022

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 10, 2022

muffinstuffin

Muffinstuffin is the act where a female sneaks her panties off and while thee unsuspecting male or female is talking away the muffinstuffer takes her opportunity to pounce upon her prey stuffing her vagina in her unsuspecting preys mouth thus stufffin her muffin.

Did you see that muffinstffin that Rachael did to myke.He clearly diddent see that muffinstuffin coming,she stuffed her muffin clean down his throat!

by Joey koma August 28, 2022

muffin gf

Someone who is dating known minecraft youtuber, BadBoyHalo

(Made as a joke from a dating roleplay asmr video)

My little muffin gf <3

by CupcakeHalø July 1, 2022

MUFFINHEAD

BBH SAYS TO SKEPPY NEARLY EVERY TIME HE GETS MAD AT HIM

SKEPPY: greifs sever

BBH: STOPPPPP IT YOOOOUUUU MUFFINHEAD

by BBH AND SKEPPY LOVER July 8, 2022

Muffin

A cats name

Oh hi muffin! Your Sofia’s cat!

by Mufs July 21, 2022

Muffin mouth

The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth

Dam son, you got mad muffin mouth. How long where you down there?

by Muffinmouth87 October 13, 2022