BPA free

A massive scam by large corporations that they market on their bottles. For example, most companies put this on plastic products like a water bottles buch this is not the case, it is basically a bunch of toxic shit that they cut (like drugs) the plastic with so there profit margins can be higher, and then they din't have to work as hard, and therefore can bang their slutty boss on the desk in the CEO's office.

KYL " Oh look that water bottle is BPA Free"
FBI guy who is listening in on the convo " Well that's what the government wants your to believe"

by rupple March 14, 2019

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

You’re free

When someone is bad at a game

You’re free! More free than a public restroom! Absolute Dog water

by AbsoluteDogWater February 6, 2021

free fireworks

Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from

a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.

I had a few cocktails and went outside to watch the free fireworks.

by Enestate October 14, 2011

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon January 26, 2016

Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.

As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).

by QuacksO July 29, 2017