DAD

A man that leaves you or gets left by Karen

Mom where’s daddy
He is in China sweetie
Then that guy says he is my dad
He is just a hobo sweetie

by Alex Gopnik January 28, 2019

Dad

Unbearable. The kind of person that says that life is hard without problems and with problems doubled. The kind of person that will always be on your side no matter what and you can always trust and forgive. The kind of person that will always forgive you.

He's angry at you. "Dad will you forgive me for what i did?" "Of course i will there is nothing in the world that will stop me from forgiving you."

by queen of sweets and chocolate November 02, 2019

Dad

For some people could be a person who walks away to buy milk. But for the others dad means a person who loves and cares but doesn't really show it that much. They are the person who you can feel the safest with, they are the ones that work hard for your education, so that they can buy food for you and your healthy.

They could be amaizing...

Or just a piece of crap who went to buy milk 16 years ago, and came back now to apologise...

X: Where are you going dad?
Dad: To get milk son/daughter I'll be back soon...

Ooorrrrrrrrrrrr

X: Hey dad where are you going?

Dad: To get ice cream, wanna come with me and get some for your mom to?
X: Yeah, of dad.

by €/\/\@_3~¿0 April 07, 2022

Dad

A man who at times calls you bro.

Me: Morning bro! I need upkeep money.
Dad: Am not your bro. Am your dad.
Me: I love you dad.
Dad: love you too bro.

by Yungbeard January 14, 2017

Dad

A mythical and rare being, told to be found in the depths of gas stations looking for 0.5% fat milk instead of 1%.

Sir we have found another, "dad' in our storage.

by N0t Y0ur Dad March 15, 2022

Dad

A dad is somthing you do not have, so it is no shock you are here looking for a definiton

"I Fucked his Dad"

by Bolllocks May 10, 2024

dad

he said he was just getting milk but never came back

dad - i’m getting to get milk it will talk 5 minutes

by DumbBlonde October 16, 2019