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Cum Punch

The mystical art of Punching your girl (generally in the kidneys from a Doggy Style position) just as you and/or her are about to cum.
John : How did it go with that hot girl last night mate?
Jim : Yeah I fucked the shit out of her, and right before climax, I gave her the old Cum Punch.
John: Ha ha, never fails mate! Yeah your Mum likes that shit too.
Jim : Oh Dad, I dont wanna know that!
by O'Badboy March 31, 2009
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cum barge

Frothy head on a tapped beer so thick that one is hesitant to plow through it.
It must be the bartender's first night. Look at the cum barge he put on this beer.
by pauliejr October 13, 2006
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underwater cum

underwater cum : the diaphanous squirts and threads of a guy's cumgasm underwater when he's jacking off in the bathtub or in a swimming pool.
I'm always amazed at the amount of underwater cum there is after I blow my load in the pool!
by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021
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Cocoa Cum

The semen of a Negro.
"Calvin bragged that once a bitch had tasted his cocoa cum, she would never want whitey's love juice again."
by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006
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cum monster

A man who cums using a monster voice
Dylan was a real cum monster last night
by wgukgigjyg April 3, 2016
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cum sump

The editors of urban dictionary need to shut their cum sumps and publish this definition.
by The_JDH July 23, 2009
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cum vacum

when some one swallows all the sperm you put in there mouth
Shes a CUM VACUM bcuz i shot a heavy load in her mouth and she swallowed it.
by I LIKE HEAD February 28, 2010
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