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Lob City 

A place or culture where key people "lob it in". Lobbing it in happens when people try to do as little real work as possible and just pass the buck to the next person or leave it for their superiors to deal with. If the situation becomes dire enough, it can lead to lobageddon
That whole department over there is lob city. I would like to get a job in there. That would be the shit.
Lob City by The real hogs September 28, 2018
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Lavender City 

Lavender City is the greatest band in the history of the universe.
Lavender City is the greatest band of all time.

Big Cat City 

A location where Big Cats meet or live and engage each other in stimulating stunts that usually involves large amounts of alcohol. There is always one King Cat who runs Big Cat City and often leads by example by Bringing the Ruckus. Most normal individuals would not dare to enter Big Cat City without the protection or consent of a Big Cat.
Guy 1: Hey man you trying to go to Big Cat City tonight.
Guy 2: Yea sure what’s the worst that could happen?
Big Cat City by MeatWallet09 April 19, 2012

New York City

A megacity, the biggest city in North America. Wall Street, epicenter of world trades and business, a good place to go broke and wind up living on the streets like most people. NYC is not part with Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens and/or Staten Is. Although most people confused it, NYC is only Manhattan, Ghettos everywhere mostly around the edges of the island. Uptown: Harlem, Spanish Harlem notorious for crack/cocaine fiends, high crime but never reported. It is also home of grea jewish population. As you go down south on the island, there are ghettos with infamous projects with high crime rates. Midtown: Tourist center of the world, you see tourists from every part of the world who are mostly ripped off or musguided on purpose, unfortunately. Downtown (SoHo, NoHo, Tribeca, LES, The Villages, Little Italy, Chinatown and the Financial District): Dangerous but only in some parts. Little Italy filled with mobsters who work with the NYPD. Chinatown, 2nd home of the bootleg DVD's after Harlem, which is the capital of bootlegs. Also home of chinese triads and gangs. The Villages as you all might know, flamboyant people aka Homosexuals. And the financial district, where money is made and people go broke afterwards. Manhattan is a tough city to live in, as the saying goes "If you make it here in NYC, you can make it anywhere". look up the rest of the 4 boroughs for definitions.
New York City is the capital of the world.
New York City by damu December 28, 2005

Union City 

Probably One Of The Smallest Towns 3/4 Illegal Mexicans. Most Teenage Girls Are Pregnant Or Dating Adult Mexican. Beware Of Sexually Activity As Most Have STDs. Half People Do Not Speak English. Also Referred To As "Little Mexico"
Joe: Whats That Behind You?
Jill: What? HOLY SHIT ITS A MEXICAN!
Joe: THEY'RE EVERYYYYWHEEEREEE!!!
Jill: We Must Be In Union City!
Joe: LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
Union City by fallenangelss November 25, 2011

Lenoir City 

A town in Loudon County, TN that doesn't deserve to be called a city. It's basically some rundown railroad town that helped supply the Confederates during the Civil war, in which the South lost. 150 years later, it is still inhabited by the Rebel Scum who take pride in such a shitty town and lifestyle, and Tons of Mexicans, which both combined, make up 98% of the population. The remaining 2% of Blacks, Asians, and Indians You will barely ever see. Despite a very undiverse population, the town is very diversified. Dotted with slum-like small houses and trailer parks in the lower half, the good side of town, near all the schools and shopping centers has nice subdivisions and golf courses, along with a marina by the lake. However, there are no job opportunities, as you can only be a cashier or bagger at any grocery store, gas station, or shopping center. The School System is average, so are the people. Face it. No one lives in Lenoir City because it is the shit. They probably inherited their great-great-grandfather's land after he got destroyed in the Civil War and decided to imbreed. Highway 321 is our only salvation.
Big bad Lenoir City just got real this time. Read it and weep.
Lenoir City by anonymous0012 April 19, 2011

oklahoma city 

Oklahoma City is the tightest city in this part of the country, and Dallas. OKC got some of the crazies headbusten mufuckez you can find. If you say there aint no hood in Oklahoma City, take yalls asses down to the south side by SW 23. or the east side, NE 1st - 40th that area. The NW side got its hoods to. Lots of bloods, crips, and Tulsa Avenue Killaz (TAK)
theres some locco ass essays on the south side of oklahoma city
oklahoma city by josh13 April 25, 2006