I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

chris and angel

The best couple to ever exist. They may argue often but their love for each other still grows every day . They have to face a lot and it's difficult to find time for each other but in the end it will work out for them .

Chris and Angel are definitely in love.

by Pickle42 August 12, 2017

Chris

He is just the best. The cutest, the funniest and he is a famous boy. He has se 3y abs and his below is like 100/100. He likes sports and he is sporty. He will change as he grows but it is better to always keep in touch with him. He is muscular and very big. His dic* is bigger than most of others. He likes short girls but not the one who acts SAVAGE. He has a brown hair and brown eyes. He is just the biggest and every girl has to agree.

Chris is biggest asf.

by Samual69 November 23, 2021

chris van geffen

Chris van Geffen is a person you have to love when you meet this guys. He's funny and fantastic! IF YOU MEET HIM SAY YOU LOVE HIM!!!

OMG THATS CHRIS VAN GEFFEN HES SO AWESOME!

by Chrinsiepaarntie February 5, 2018

chris brown special

jizzing into your hand and then slapping a girl in the face

"Yeah, I totally banged this chick last night, she asked for a Chris Brown Special so I gave her one."

by kdjdkxkakkdkd January 11, 2017

Chris

Such a sexy guy no girls can get their eyes off him but he's concentrated on one girl

Girl 1: Chris is so hot i want him
Girl 2: No he's mine
Chris: Sorry but i'm in love with another girl

by ^(69 September 3, 2019

Chris Wallace

(n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)

"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"

by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022