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cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.
by shawmariemal February 2, 2022
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David’s cult

A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)
Dude I joined David’s cult
No way !!
by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017
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David

David is a faggot
by Goodgiy4321 August 12, 2024
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David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.
"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
by wyllielee August 13, 2021
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David

When David is 54 years old he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.
When David is 54 years old, he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.
by Botwin March 2, 2023
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David a brown

The worst school in wildomar, southern california, looks like a prison and smells like tuna cassarole, the education might be just as bad. full of mexicans and short white kids. just about as ghetto as main street
bro david a brown is assssss
by anonymous November 3, 2021
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DAVID

David is a great and lovely guy. He can be awkward at times, but is often fun to hang around with. If you don't involve David with certain activities, he just vanished and plays a mobile game in the corner of the class on his own. David also doesn't like to wear pants. Finding a David with normal pants on is more rare than drawing 2 royal flushes back to back.
Wild David appeared. Friend uses pants. It's super effective!
by nethiq February 6, 2019
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