5%er

A statistical statement based on the common knowledge that only 5% of females in the United States know how to vacate a man’s soul from his body using the art of oral manipulation. It is said that when done correctly all blood flows to the male companions erect penis and away from the brain, making for easier manipulation of one’s wallet and primary aortic vessel.

“Look at her! Shes got quite a set of lips. She must be a real 5%er!”

by Jane D. Pain October 31, 2025

lexia core 5

A website that claims to teach kids “reading” but instead makes some kids rage in madness. There’s Lexia making kids rage because it won’t save their answers for some reason, but at least it gives you certificates for completing each level. The most special certificate is the one where are you completed the last level of Lexia Core5. Then you put it somewhere that's safe. later it crumbles a lot or a little bit so it’s basically a piece of trash now even though it’s a certificate. for you it might not be a piece of trash but for me, it’s basically a piece of trash. It’s also living hell and it doesn’t really teach you a lot about reading. it didn’t really teach me about reading but I did pass through most of the levels. “And yes, I use Lexia Core5 for some reason, don’t ask me why.”

Teacher: Time for Lexia!!!!!!
Student: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOO
Student 2: *gets a 4x4, RPG, and a shotgun and shoots chromebook*
Also it’s telling me to include the word being defined so I’m gonna do it. lexia core 5 is a website that teaches reading but is actually living hell

by there’s kids in my basement May 31, 2023

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by The Dark Slasher March 6, 2025

5 Point Nation Crip Alliance

A predominantly African-American, Detroit-born Crip alliance, established around 2015-2016, by two youth graffiti crews: Bloc Side Soldiers (B.S.S.) and N.S.S. (North Side Soldiers). While it carries historic West Coast influences and reflects Crip culture, it is not directly affiliated with Los Angeles or any other West Coast Crip umbrella.

It’s not one gang, but a multi-clique formation rooted in Detroit’s 48219 ZIP (Five Points) and nearby areas. The alliance includes various Detroit-based Crip cliques and tag crews, such as: W7M Crips, Hyena Crips (83GC), ScoreGang (SCRG), 26Gang (26G), Baby Hyenas Gang (BHG), Tiny Laughers Krew (TLK), 24000 Blocc, W7M ETGC, N.S.S., E.A.G., Bloc19, H-Gang, and others.

“The 5 Point Nation Crip Alliance is a Detroit-born Crip card made up of Detroit YNs who care more about repping their hood and tagging blocks than senseless violence.” —Detroiter

by RealTalkOnlyFool November 13, 2025

AM 5 neveste

very sexy guy who has the biggest dick in the world and has the most handsome hair and he loves mari

am 5 neveste

by mamaa January 24, 2021

5 minute drive-by

A dumb way of saying "booty call" or "hit it and quit it"

"Hey girl, let me give you a 5 minute drive-by"
"WTF? No"

by Ginjabrd October 4, 2022

Spack No.5

Unlike all other Spacks who currently reside in either Dorset or Hampshire UK, Spack No.5 lives in the US State of North Carolina.

He likes playing Red Dead Redemption 2, sometimes Warzone and gives death chat loud enough to set your speakers or your headset on fire.

I (Spack No.2) had also apparently gotten Urban Dictionary blocked in Spack No.5's high school, seemingly because all the students were too busy looking at UD during class!

So as you can see Spack No.4, this is Spack No.5 who is the only one situated outside of England.

by Jack Spank9049 March 13, 2023