Sexually Distracted 

The inability to react or get tasks finished because one is involved with a sexual activity with oneself or another. Usually a good reason to explain why you didnt do something.

John: Why didnt you pick up your phone an hour ago?

George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.

John: Oh, okay. No problem.

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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.

Sexually Distracted by Nate dg January 8, 2009

sexualityist 

a type of predidgist that is based on ones sexuality rather then racist, sexist, or sizest

dude stop being gay
i dont want to stop being gay
well then u suck
will u go out with me
hell no u faggot

this an an example of a sexualityist and a faggot having a coversation

sexualityist by shep313 June 24, 2010

sexually adventurous 

someone who is willing to try new sexual acts

omg, beth is so sexually adventurous, she wanted to try some position i've never heard off!

sexually adventurous by 1/16 Y, 1/16 N, 1/16 L,1/16 C April 21, 2018

Sexuality Dysphoria

A gay/LGBTQ person who feels locked or hateful to themselves for not being straight. Also can be a disorder when an LGBTQ person is out of touch with there identity and or wants to change.

"I hate myself for being gay"
"I am only attracted to girls but what if I am straight?"
"I have crippling sexuality dysphoria"

Sexuality Dysphoria by ur moms girlfriend January 30, 2019

Schrödinger's Sexuality 

An advanced state of pansexuality which consists of a superposition of every possible sexuality.

I fucked the large hadron collider because of my Schrödinger's sexuality.

Schrödinger's Sexuality by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Open sexuality 

Open sexuality implies the affirmation of accepting to consensual sexual activities with regards towards fulfilling sexual pleasures and potentially healthy/positive forces. Open sexuality can refer to individuals who "don't make moral and ethical distinctions between heterosexuality and homosexuality". Sometimes regarded as the sex positive movement which advocates sexual education as healthy and promotes safe sex.

1. "I believe in open sexuality so don't get any ideas about falling in love with me".

Open sexuality by MichelleD14 March 13, 2012

sexually identify as an attack helicopter 

'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.

Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!

sexually identify as an attack helicopter by Nameayellowfruit January 3, 2017