Pulling a Nero

Pulling a Nero is when you masturbate and ejaculate with such high velocity that you get yourself in the face.

After no nut November Im gonna be Pulling a Nero

by AsianFetish1234 October 15, 2019

Pulling the plow

Plowing pussy like a real boss with a large tool.

That guy in Alaska was probably pulling the plow, that's why he got discharged.

by Ripestberryonthehill26 November 29, 2017

pulling a Jodi

Speculating/Creating a relationship that does not exist.

You: "He so likes you. He invites you to everything."
Me: "No...we're friends. You're pulling a Jodi"

Barack: "Hey, me and Romney are so best friends."
Michelle Obama: "No, You're just pulling a Jodi"

Kim Kardashian: "Hey, what's pulling a Jodi?"
Ray J: "You thinking that we're dating."

by Girasole Roommates November 11, 2012

pull a chorny

to masturbate in an inappropriate place

The new intern was so hot. I had to pull a chorny in the bathroom at my work.

by Tory Spellings December 05, 2006

pulling shades

pulling, shades ,down ,on ,life"s ,pain

When you have been To Half Moon Bay with the man Of your dreams Its Liks going to oz over that rainbow and all comes crashing down when your back in reality, we are pulling shades to hide from it all..

by DEBRA CAMILLO August 13, 2006

pulling a mason

dating/screwing/conversing with a guy/girl that is undeniably more attractive than yourself. or, witnessing someone date/sleep with/converse with a guy/girl that is obviously far less attractive then the other.

how did corey get adriana lima? that guys is totally pulling a mason.

by euromullet4 June 17, 2009

Pull a Louis

When you bring a girl home from a night out or a date and you fail to reach a homerun(sex).

So I brought Karen home tonight but I pulled a Louis because I fell asleep when she was making herself comfortable (Pull a Louis)

by The O. G. Puller November 14, 2019