by dixoncider 17288 December 24, 2024
Get the Pig Drainermug. an entitled, usually fat scumbag of a police officer who abuses his status of being in a police union. u may catch him killing an unarmed citizen, not being indicted for murder, and being tranferred to another precinct and never being held accountable for his actions.
Daniel Pantaleo is a discraceful union pig who should have been indicted on murder, got paid for doing nothing for a few year before he got fired and now has the audacity to sue the nypd to get his job back.
by T sWiFtY September 2, 2020
Get the union pigmug. by SAWFTy July 27, 2019
Get the Ditch pigmug. a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
Get the pigs and cows don't flymug. by Circle jerk of insta accounts April 18, 2018
Get the shiggy pigmug. A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.
"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"
"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."
"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."
by MonkeyPig July 30, 2009
Get the Roffle Pigmug. Guy 1: "What's the deal with Jasmine? You two are pretty close wouldn't you say?"
Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."
Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."
by Jacoab Manning the II June 4, 2021
Get the Pretty Pigmug.