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Straight People

People who keep humanity alive and reproduce and have actual flavor in love
LGBTQ Person: "Omg I hate straight people they are so disgusting"
Straight person: "You Were Created by a straight person"
by OFFICIAL RIZZLER March 10, 2025
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straight trade

when a straight person looks gay or lesbian but is actually just straight
person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade
by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025
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Straight

an idiot that thinks only straight people can have kids.
My mom is bisexual not straight

My dad is pansexual not straight
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Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"
by Hym Iam July 4, 2025
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Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy
HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!
by StuffysDefs December 27, 2022
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straight gremmin

A term used to describe an ugly human being. A filthy, unattractive, sick, muttly creature.
D: So did you see his girlfriend?
S: Yeah man, she was straight gremmin.
by shay dogg April 10, 2008
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