handcestors

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.

I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.

by Tara Cuda February 1, 2016

hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow

is when someone consumes ten 40 oz bottles of malt liquor, 10 lbs of their favorite laxative, 4 large bricks of cheese, and a variety of different food coloring. This is a stunt that can be done jumping from a trampoline, break dancing, or in vert skateboarding, though it's recommended that a trampoline is used. The tricky part is next as the subject, smashed out of their tree, and completely naked, vaults themself high into mid-air, does a quad flip, double twist, and lands in the hand plant position. Then with a series of violent rotations begins to shit with great force, and a beautiful array of color. Stand back at least 50 feet or so, wear eye protection, and plug your nose when witnessing such an event.

Although that was absolutely disgusting, that hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow was rather impressive. I think that dude needs a nap though now.

by GasHuffer12 October 12, 2008

handsy mouthies

The range of sexual actions that does not involve actual sex or coitus but does include both manual and oral acts. a succinct way of saying 'everything but sex' that leaves less ambiguity as to what actually happened.

"Did you get the full ten points and have sex with that girl last night?"
"Not quite, but we did do handsy mouthies, so just eight for me"

by KC34 May 12, 2016

Handsmell

When you masturbate, put your hand to your nose, and inhale sharply. Best done before you wash your hands.

Levi: Dude, my handsmell last night was next level!

Ben: Mine was too bro!

by iveLam00 June 4, 2016

Handshake of Hearts

Take your hands and a friend, make a heart, one person goes in a circle and spreads the love and the other person goes the opposite of the circle and also spreads the love. Then after 2 circles the two hearts connect and then release the love and positivity by opening their hands once the hearts touch.

Hey, you doin ok?
nah I want the world to end and steal a dog
Lets do the handshake of hearts

Spread the love not the hate

by Hohoholdyn Anthony7k January 31, 2023

yeti handshake

When a person soaks a hand in ice water until numb and performs a handjob.

Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.

by Space Cowboy Ace November 13, 2007

Bangin' Handshake

when a person proceeds to dry hump the outstretched hand of a greeting person in place of a typical handshake.
works best when unexpected.

Why didn't mike like wes? Oh, he gave him a bangin' handshake the first time they met.

by stickman monstercock March 2, 2009