crackerjacks

testicles

as in "im of upstairs to whack my crackerjacks"

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

Chris Crocker

The New Christ a.k.a. The coolest video blogger alive. This dude not only has fabulous hair and millions of fans for you to be jealous of, but he is SMART and fashionable. He's a loyal Britney fan. So there. Be jealous. Go down some haterade and be a fattie. Chris Crocker will still pwn.

C: Omg, did you see the new Chris Crocker video?

C: YEA! HE IS AWESOME! I love his hairflip! Betch please!

by CALL ME, CHRIS October 3, 2007

Crackerjacking

The act of stealing a caucasian person's vehicle

I'm off for a hard days crackerjacking on the upper east side

by one_eyed_jack May 29, 2009

Betty Crocker

Something/someplace lacking real skill, ability or knowledge. Rookie-ish, Green, noob, amatuerish.

-This place is Betty Crocker.. Couldnt even get my drinks right!

-That team was Betty Crocker... couldnt even pass the ball!

-Its not Iron Chef.. Its Betty Crocker!

by MG1 June 21, 2006

Crackberry

A name for a Blackberry device, when an owner becomes far too dependant on it, as if they were addicted to it like it was a drug.

Matt: What kind of phone do you have?

Chris: Blackberry.

Matt: Me too. I love it it's so conveniant.

Chris: I know. I can't live without it. I'd die without my Crackberry.

by B3player89 December 21, 2008

Crackerness

When a white person gets a person of another race to do a job that the white person does not want to do.

"I see that Tom committed another randon act of crackerness when he asked Jamal to take out the trash." crackerly

by FlyGuyfourthree June 19, 2015

Crackerish

Racist behaviors that consist of profiling people of color by following them around stores, neighborhoods, etc. Speaking down to people of color in a condescending way like they are child like no matter how old the person of color is. Acting as if they are Charles In Charge always watching and criticing people of color.

Corey I find your crackerish ways to be insulting and demeaning you are a real jackass.

by Knight Girl July 7, 2016