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brain squeeze 

1. When an object is inserted into each ear of the same person. Causing what looks like an action of squeezing the person's brain.
2. Commonly referred to a sexual act when 2 guys insert their penis into different ears on a female and thrust.
3. Similar to a live 2 person skull fuck.
That girl is an idiot, she must have been brain squeezed one too many times.
brain squeeze by soosh August 25, 2006

Smooth brain 

Some random person that they decided to just smooth out their brain in exchange for actual intelligence.
Random internet person: haaha poopy haha smooth brain
A human: what
Smooth brain by YoursTrulyTheJoking November 18, 2020
A brainer in when a person inhales marijuana smoke through their nose, sending it straight to the brain.
"Hey man, you wanna toke?"

"No, I'll just take a quick brainer!"
Brainer by Kanuckilish March 10, 2009
One step above mind-fuck.
Nietzsche: GOD IS DEAD!!!!

Jimmy Neutron: Mind-Fuck!!!!!!!

Nietzsche: Srsly...

Jimmy Neutron: BRAINAL!!!!!!

*head explodes and sprays copious amounts of shit and jizz across the walls, and a little trickle lands on Nietzsche's Uber-Stache...

Nietzsche: Hmmm....

*Tongues his 'stache suggestively.

Nietzsche: Bon appetit
brainal by The chudgargler March 8, 2010

Big brain time 

Plankton the evil genius giant brain.
Friend:Plankton is the best character!
Other friend: yeah, he’s the definition of Big brain time

Brain Snuff 

This is where you penetrate with your wang through someone nose leaving the victim permanatly mentally disable.
Pam was forever retarded after her boyfirend gave her some Brain Snuff.
Brain Snuff by J-Ride April 11, 2005