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Samuel Adams Black Lager 

Samuel Adams Black Lager it'll get you drunk. One of the most delectable tasting lagers that has ever been introduced to mankind. All in all its classy as fuck. Its full of a delicious and outstanding chocolate caramel taste that will have you wet in your pants before you have a chance to say, "Damn that's some good Mother Fuckin Beer."
Man 1: hey try this beer

Man 2: What is it
Man 1: Its Samuel Adams Black Lager
Man 2: drinks samuel adams black lager "That's classy as fuck!"
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midnight akon black 

(1) blackest, black that is blacker than akon. (2) the color between onyx black and wesley snipes black
last night was darker than usual, it was midnight akon black.
midnight akon black by Dick Wu August 14, 2012

Big Booty Black Nigga

A Big Booty Black Nigga is a very flamboyant homosexual man.

For one to be considered a BBBN you have to have an abnormal sized ASS as well as an abnormal sized penis (Extremely large or Extremely small). One must also be extremely buff. Race is not a limiting factor as to if one can be considered a BBBN.
1. Man i need a BIG BOOTY BLACK NIGGA IN MY LIFE.

2. Where can I find myself a Big Booty Black Nigga?

3. God damn, look at that Big Booty Black Nigga standing over there.

black lacquer table 

old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.
5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."

Sirius Black 

Godfather of Harry James Potter, who is not dead, and will live on in the memories of his fan-girls (me) forever!

Attened Hogwarts for 7 years, was part of the infamous group of pranksters' known as the 'Marauders', Remus Lupin(Moony), Peter Pettigrew (wormtail), himself, and James Potter (Prongs). He was framed by Peter Pettigrew after the deaths of Lily and James Potter, and sent to Azkaban prision for 12 years before he escaped! Something one had ever done before.

Sirius is also an animagi, he transforms into a large, black, bear-like dog. Known as Padfoot, and/or Snuffles.

He was a fan-damn-tastic (straight) hottie.
Snape's worst memory: "With another shock of excitement, Harry saw Sirius give James the thumbs-up. Sirius was lounging in his chair at his ease, tilting it back on two legs. He was very good-looking; his dark hair fell into his eyes with a sort of casual elegance neither James's nor Harry's could ever have achieved, and a girl sitting behind him was eyeing him hopefully though he didn't seem to have noticed." (Harry was watching Sirius Black and James Potter durning they're O.W.L. exams)

Dumbledore: "Sirius was a brave, clever, and energetic man, and such men are not usually content to sit at home in hiding while they believe others to be in danger."
Sirius Black by Orietta Robinson December 14, 2008

Blockbuster and blowjobs 

When you aren't in the mood for Amazon and anal, Netflix and chill, or Hulu and handjobs and you can only afford blockbuster with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
Laquisha didn't want to do no Netflix and chill and we were out of heroin so we settled on blockbuster and blowjobs.