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Jewish Turtleneck

Another name for a large neck cast, often worn after a crash in which the neck has been injured
Dave had a nasty fall, I heard he has to wear a Jewish turtleneck for the rest of the month!
by Shaolin Dave June 13, 2025
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Jewish Turtleneck

“He got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”
by TaeBigg June 16, 2025
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Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.
My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.
by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025
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indonesian turtle Racing

When two uncircumsized men race to see whos tip breaches the foreskin first
Hey. I heard you had bets on the indonesian turtle Racing lastnight. Who won?
by TrixAre4FatKids July 12, 2025
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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Sea Turtled

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle
Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”
by MissMartini September 7, 2025
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tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating
Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work
by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009
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