torchure

n: the act of deliberately inflicting severe happiness to a person, often by teasing, flirting, or making them laugh until their face and/or sides hurt.

bf: *sending more cute and hilarious cat videos*

gf: stop torchureing me, I'm already laughing so hard my sides hurt and there are tears running down my face.

by silentriver November 9, 2013

touched

To lose horribily or get raped in halo

Dude we just touched those kids bro

by karkis March 14, 2009

teuch

teuch mean your a fanny, can be mistaken for a scottish person

come here u big teuch. look at that teuch run

by charlie mac April 16, 2008

touchy feely

Something touchy feely = something orgasmic to touch!

In other words when you touch something that feels orgasmic it feels nice, so you say it's touchy feely so everyone knows it's orgasmic to touch (not neccesarily dirty)!

*finds the nearest thing that is orgasmic to touch*
"Ooooh! It's touchy feely!"

by Lastic April 9, 2006

touchdowns

noun - a term used to describe a woman's breasts. The word's origin stems from the word "titties" which also is slang for a woman's breasts.

The phonetic pronunciation of "tittes" is almost identical to the abreviation for touchdowns commonly known as "TD's".

The word is always used in a complimentary manner.

In conversation:

"Hey Joe how about our waitress last night."

"I know did you see the touchdowns on her?...just perfect."

by Nightriderjoe October 8, 2009

Touchebag

A very simple equation.

A Tool + A Douchebag= Touchebag

Let's get outta here. Here comes (insert name here). He's such a Touchebag.

by jshadows May 13, 2010

tail toucher

a gay man. touches ass. fucks ass. gay.

"omg dude did you hear alan`s a tail toucher.
ewww"

by kirsty006 June 20, 2007