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Dad

"I don't have a dad"
by .Smudge. July 11, 2023
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dad

a nonexistent being
??? do you have a dad?

what's a dad?
by god??? February 11, 2019
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Natasha didn't fuck your dad

but you sure did
Boys who fuck their daddies and mommies. Natasha didn't fuck your dad. But you sure did
by THEREALNATASHA July 5, 2023
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Dad

He always gone for work, but when he comes back, he buys you everything you want.
Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you!

Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?
by NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted May 21, 2019
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Dad

The man who let you grow up without a man in your life and now you owe your first heartbreak to him
A friend: where is your dad?
Me: he left when i was little, my dad never came back.
by Kooliogg March 31, 2019
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Your dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back
Boy 1 : When is your dad coming home?
Boy 2 : He said he is getting milk. He’s not coming back.
by Pls don’t hate me November 5, 2021
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Josh the fat Walmart dad

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart
Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad
by Kdultimategaming May 15, 2022
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