An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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by St.K November 21, 2024
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Also defined as a person with active diarrhea
Also defined as a person with active diarrhea
“ITS BURNING OH GOD PLEASE SAVE ME I FEEL LIKE A SLUR TURD”
A person with chronic unstable and unstoppable mind shattering diarrhea slur turd
A person with chronic unstable and unstoppable mind shattering diarrhea slur turd
by Space4kraken June 9, 2025
Get the Slur turd mug.A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.
Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.
by K2xW July 17, 2021
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by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019
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