Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Puppet master

The art of inserting your entire fist into his/her anus, and opening your hand when you want them to scream.

Auntie Jill showed me the puppet master last night!

by Saucywaucy January 15, 2022

Brawl Master

The best player in Brawl Stars.

OMG this guy is so good. He is probably Brawl Master!

by Brawl Master January 16, 2022

Egg Master

An alternative name for a creature that lays eggs. Usually given to animals that lay bigger eggs than usual.

That bird is a bloody egg master!

by Rub the chicken man! February 1, 2022

Flow Master

high vibrational thinking causing personal super powers

She was a flow master , she knew what you were thinking before you did.

by Loungefly December 18, 2021

Combat master

A small mobile fos game released by a small group of developers , Scared the shit out of Activision so they copyright claimed the game. Game is back again on appstore and Play Store and is still popular and will get more popular as time goes on

Person 1- Yo bro do you know about this cool game Called Combat Master
Person 2- Yeah its a Call of duty mobile ripoff (person 2 is an idiot sweaty 9 year old who watches some "cool gaming youtuber")

Person 1- Ok bro

*Person 1 never talked to Person 2 Again*

by BriskOrSomething December 27, 2021

cock master

stinky poopy

U are a cock master

by shity man696969696969 January 2, 2022