Hairy G-String 

A Hairy G-String is a line of hair that streches from you belly button to your butt crack.

So last week I was fucking this girl and I found out she had a Hairy G-String.

Hairy G-String by That0therGuy1234 May 7, 2011

hairy baby 

A domestic cat.
Originating from the Diseny movie Big Hero 6.

Haaaiiiirrrrryyy baby!
Hairy baby.

hairy baby by TheDevinGreat April 13, 2015

Hairy Otter 

A very hairy and very wet otters pocket aka vagina.

Truly the prized game catch for the avid hunter.

I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.

My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.

My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.

Hairy Otter by Dick Onchin September 9, 2020

mr hardy

getting a blowjob while eating ice cream.

guy1 man that mr hardy i got was awesome, sprinkles and all.

guy2 did the brain freeze make it better?

guy1 no but i froze her brain with my cream.

mr hardy by jonny p stoufer July 28, 2010

Hairy-V trap 

An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.

As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.

Hairy-V trap by YAWA July 18, 2016

Broken Matt Hardy 

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

Broken Matt Hardy by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

Hairy Nose 

When you have hair on your actual nose and not in your nostril.

"Hey Liam, you have a hairy nose mate"

Hairy Nose by Dale Anderson January 30, 2009