Max is the type of person who won’t admit to things but it’s obvious. He can be very funny but if u is a sensitive bitch ur not going to like his jokes. Max is the realest guy u will ever meet and all of his friends are real too. He also has the power of detecting fake people.
person 1: Max Stedman is so gay.
person 2: Max are u gay?
Max: what?! No i’m not 😉
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Fakest bitch: Omg Max can i be ur friend?
Max: *detecting fakeness* NO BITCH
Fakest bitch: hahaha ur funny
Max: i know i am
Fakest bitch: 😭 ur so mean 😖
person 2: Max are u gay?
Max: what?! No i’m not 😉
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Fakest bitch: Omg Max can i be ur friend?
Max: *detecting fakeness* NO BITCH
Fakest bitch: hahaha ur funny
Max: i know i am
Fakest bitch: 😭 ur so mean 😖
by yeye666 February 13, 2019
by ☠️☠️ February 07, 2018
Iam "Ok... Where was I?... Oh! Two types of Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra. Here we go. So you have 'Type A' right? Which is when the Female treats the Male as a type of proxy Female, see? And in this type of relationship the Female will do things with the male (or attempt to do things) that they would usually do with OTHER FEMALES, right? For example, they'll talk about their sexual relationships in great detail (Like mentioning the fact that the guy that they are cheating on their boyfriend with has a big dick while they look a developmentally disabled man-child in dead in the eyes OR request to use make-up on a Male). I don't think they realize what they are doing when they are doing it but THAT'S IT! They're treating the 'male platonic friend' as though they are a Female. They don't realize that this the type of thing they would only talk about with another FEMALE. They would never say anything like that to a Male they are trying to sleep with! Right!? So that's 'Type A'. Male is treated as a proxy female. 'Type B' (on the other hand) is where a Female is adopted as a proxy Male into group of males. But this can only exist within a group of males that are LARGELY SINGLE! Because once the Males of the group start to date, their partners don't want them hanging around other Females. Right!? So, Yeah..."
Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."
Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"
"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."
"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."
by Brepls May 03, 2023
Maxwell "Max" Tempelman is a professional soccer player from New York, USA, born on November 14, 2003, in Jacksonville, Florida. He moved to New York City in 2005. Max began playing soccer at the age of five and demonstrated exceptional talent by playing high school soccer while still in elementary school. By 14, he joined his varsity team and later played for the New York Red Bulls academy from 2017 to 2020. Currently, he is part of NYCFC.
Throughout his career from 2013 to 2023, Max has scored 273 goals and provided 87 assists. Known for his ability to locate teammates and score, he is active on social media, sharing his experiences and activities.
Throughout his career from 2013 to 2023, Max has scored 273 goals and provided 87 assists. Known for his ability to locate teammates and score, he is active on social media, sharing his experiences and activities.
Max Tempelman is godly.
by epicmatthew96 September 09, 2024
by Elona Muzzgy February 28, 2023