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Hutson’s Law

When trying to figure out what a project will cost and how long it will take to complete, you take the worst case scenarios that you can possibly imagine for both time and cost. When you have those 2 numbers you then multiply them both by 4 and that will give you an accurate estimate of what the project will actually cost and how long it will actually take to complete.

Aka: The 4x4 Rule
“Dude! The addition to my mom’s house was supposed to take a month and cost $2000. It’s been 4 months and you hand me a bill for $8000!! What the actual Eff?!?!?”

“I’m sorry man! I ignored Hutson’s Law and it bit me in the ass again. Tell your mom her dungeon will be ready soon, but she’s going to need to take a few more trips around the block to pay for it”
by Crash Hawthorne April 29, 2022
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Law of Inverses in Fiction

The more hectic one's life becomes, the lower and trashier one has to read.
"Did you find a job, your lost dog, or a place to live yet?" "No, but I did get 50 Shades of Grey from the library, so the Law of Inverses in Fiction works."
by Bookwords June 12, 2013
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Law

When you do stupid, illogical, ignorant, irrational, shit. YOU GO TO FUCKING PRISON. Like killing an infant, Eating animals from a grave, raping women, and the whole nine yards.
I fucked up, The Law is going to arrest me, duh!
by JustinLaw1986! January 10, 2020
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Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.
-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop
by MRB703 April 15, 2024
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Heine Law

That frat is just a bunch of Heine Law's. Too Bro.
by PartyBoy101 July 1, 2011
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Baylor Law School

Where Christian fundamentalists go to law school to learn how to deprive rights, persecute others, coerce contracts, file frivolous suits, impose harsh sentences, and scam the courts in the name of so-called "religious freedom" in secret boot camps that other law students don't know about.
Jew:" He's actually arguing that he his religious freedom gives him the right to harass and kill Jews and gays!"

Gay: Oh my, he must have gone to Baylor Law School. God speed!

The Baylor Law School prosecutor said "sign here and confess, right now, or else they're gonna impose serious consequences and add another charge. You don't want that do you? Sign here."

The Baylor Law School Judge's ruling was: "Because the defendant was smoking a fag in a school zone, we're imposing the maximum sentence of 20 years to send a clear message to the public that "smoking fags" on school premises is a serious offense."

I wish I could get into Baylor Law School.
by Joey2dope May 25, 2023
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co-relative-without-designation-in-law

Spouse's relative-without-designation-in-law's spouse.
Co-relative-without-designation-in-law (co-RWD-in-law).
by Kapokapo July 15, 2024
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