big giant humongous turd

The largest shit you ever taken

Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!

by Bigsmartypant July 04, 2023

Drain snake turd

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake

Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

turd driver

Another term for plunger

Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER

by Binickle May 24, 2016

Turd Culprit

Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!

I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!

by Turdo maestro July 31, 2021

turd whisle

First of the morning turd

I took a turd whisle this morning.

by Sporty75 October 08, 2023

Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

by Darckcloud August 17, 2017

turd sample

A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.

Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife

'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'

or

'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'

by parskuks March 27, 2017