Turd in a punchbowl

An unwanted person a a social event.

It's how my father characterized his reception as a Catholic when visiting my mother's Baptist family in the 40's Southern Illinois. I was a welcome as a "turd in a punchbowl"

by Scott Stelmar August 1, 2025

turd humper

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Turd cutter

A thong

She’s got on a tight looking turd cutter

by AGeisler January 3, 2025

turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.

The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.

by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017

Turd

Acronym for Transgender Unambiguous Radical Dolls.

The Turd at the party told all the women that their monthly period is not a justified reason to be a woman and have woman rights.

by JaneDie2021 January 21, 2021

Sir Turds A Lot

A meaning of a person who you hate and need a quick rude and punishing nickname for them
Created by a 13 year old kid nicknames railroad of 2018-2019
Best friends with the guy who created BEANSTAB

Man 1: hey what's up dumb butt
man 2: nothing Sir Turds A Lot

by G3T GH05T3D November 1, 2018

Turd trencher

When you try anal sex with someone who is constipated and you have to trench through the dry turds.

I’m going to have to do some turd trenching to go balls deeps. You can call me turd trencher.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018