the lightest variant of brunette. golden brunette women have beautiful golden brown hair and a kind temperament that is more earthy and warm then blondes but more carefree and optimistic then other brunettes. golden brunettes are beautiful and gentle women and one of lifes true wonders.
Denise from the big bang theory is a quantassential golden brunette. kind and gentle and fun and warm. steward struck gold with this beautiful sweet woman.
by anonymous July 27, 2023
Get the Golden brunettemug. Very gullible
by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021
Get the Golden parachutemug. a n-word saying freak like he's disrespectful and obese. also his outfits are so choppy I had to make some for him... like hes just eugh
person 1: omg golden screw is such an obese fat cunt with belly rolls larger then drakes cock
person 2: ikr-
person 2: ikr-
by PooPoo Labubu and Nunu Labubu July 20, 2025
Get the Golden Screwmug. A figurative golden star is awarded to anyone who eats at least one entire pizza everyday for a week. In practice the Golden Star is mostly used for bragging.
by ComptonGandalf69 April 2, 2019
Get the Golden Starmug. When a girl poops on a guys chest and pisses in his mouth then turns around and sits on his belly and jacks him off.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
Get the golden fudge creamsiclemug. When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
Get the Golden-Alpaca Momentmug. A reclined 69 position. The man lies down. The woman is on top of the man (face sitting) and leans back like a bridge to perform fellatio, while the man performs cunnilingus.
by WhoUsesTheirRealName? September 19, 2021
Get the Golden Gatemug.