Martindale-slide

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.

Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!

by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018

Skoopski slide

When a woman gives a guy a handjob furiously and before the point of ejaculation, she sits prone on his penis and wiggles

Husband: honey, I’m feeling frisky tonight
Wife: lets skoopski slide

Husband: lets do it

by Laine is god June 11, 2018

Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

indirectly slide

When you slide into someone's dms for a friend to help them out.

If a friend needs help but doesn't want to socialize he/she can ask you or another friend to indirectly slide into their dms, this way you can put in a good word for them.

by Cereal_mom March 11, 2018

Mud Slide

When, during anal sex, one removes their penis and slides it back and forth between the crack of the female’s ass. In the end the penis and ass crack is covered in what came from the anal sex. Which represents the mudslide.

Bro, I was with this chick last night and we were doing anal, when out of nowhere I gave her a Mud Slide!

by Magbrain67 July 17, 2018

3 Sólido

We use the term "3 Sólido" we want to classify drunk people from 0-10. If any of the people have a rather high blood alcohol percentage, but who thinks that this is completely sober it is said that 0-10 is a "3 Sólido", where 10 is a value less than "3 Sólido".

Me: WTF, that chick just put a cucumber in her ass after leaving Urban.
Friend: She's in a 3 Sólido

by TheFrenchBaguette August 7, 2018

Mormon slide

When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.

“Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night”

“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”

by Eat that pu557 September 5, 2018