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Simp

Squirrels. In. My. Pants. Referring to the iconic Phineas and Ferb song that cameo-d on their show.
My dude. I love SIMP so much.
by Simp2999999 June 2, 2020
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Simp

A person who values a woman's positive emotions than his life or financial position.
A person who is overly nice to a woman eg: Repetitive Buying of clothes, Asking if they need anything often, and the overall main goal is the happiness of the simps target. Then brush it off as being nice to women.
Often confused as just being nice to a woman for a short period of time eg: helping them up, passing them something out of reach that they can easily reach. And getting married or establishing a weak to a strong relationship.
(Chads are simps period)
Stop simping bro.
He is a simp.
That person is a simp.
Man, she gets so many simps.
Don't call me a simp!
by GarlicBreadSoup May 9, 2020
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Simp

The type of people that are wayyyyyyy too common on the internet (especially with men). They make pretty privilege wayyyyyyyyy more prominent on the internet than in real life. Don't believe me? See Pokimane, Belle Delphine, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Charlie D'Amelio, and Ssoyoung (which IMO is the worst case of pretty privilege, since she has literally tortured and ate animals ALIVE, yet some simps are still defending her).
I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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simp

''if he's only being nice cause he's trying to lay the pipe he's a simp, if he's paying for her clothes and she's saying ''thank you bro'' he's a simp.
by glizziegobbler69 September 9, 2020
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SIMP

A SIMP is a boy or girl (normally a boy) who will go to insane lengths just for a girl’s attention maybe even just a hug.
Flash: Ayo peter is a SIMP!
MJ: Shut up flash!
by Jackson prock September 25, 2020
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Simp

William Hood Skalka
William Hood Skalka is a simp.
by person464738 November 17, 2021
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Simp

Man's deleted fortnite for a week when he ususally plays 10 hours a day for a girl who likes multiple guys and he happens to be one so he must be a massive SIMP
by Mysterious-M on twitch is my s October 21, 2020
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