Man Bun Dad 

A man bun dad is a young father, usually of post-grad school age and/or status. Defining characteristics include:

- A hearty man bun
- A startup family with one or two small children
- Carhartt's work pants, folded up to reveal Chaco sandals or an ankle tattoo from youth
- Tee shirt from a brewery or outdoors store in whatever liberal college town they've decided to pitch a nest in
- Promising future with a green tech company or something of that good yuppie nature

Hey look, that man bun dad and his offspring are starting a zucchini garden!

Man Bun Dad by Mollsballs September 13, 2015

Man Brain 

The most supperior of all brains. Compared to a "woman brain", the man brain has the ability to find directions, solve math problems, use common sense and logic as well as not being affected by drama/bitchery/feminism. Those with a man brain find life much easier and more complete than those with other forms of brains.

"Damn, his man brain is so big."

Man Brain by Ishboo June 28, 2006

man decorating 

the christmas decorations that are done by the men. such as moving of the christmas tree, setting up lights and rigging up santas nd reindeer and other such heavy things(most often done much before christmas). most often results in the woman of the house telling you that it looks horrible nd tells you to move it. you also have to take all of your man decorations down (very soon after christmas, when you may still be hungover from drinking on christmas, or drinking your well thought out christmas presents)

i am so sick of man decorating, one of the most pointless activities that takes up way too much time

man decorating by andrew rocks December 24, 2006

man luggage 

When object of your affection is currently with another dude. Aka a trick ass mark who is with the fish you want to chip.

Man I want to ballz Jessica, she's gotta lose that man luggage "Ryan".

man luggage by Dr. Ian Super July 2, 2007

man-girdle

A vest worn by a slightly overweight man, generally without a coat, for the purpose of appearing slimmer; characterized by tight material horizontal to the buttons, and bulging material between them.

"Dude, that man-girdle's not fooling anybody!"

man-girdle by shanek April 6, 2008

Man-man-contact Syndrome

The awkwardness that insues after two males make body contact. This often occurs when two guys walk side by side and their hands brush together as if they were about to hold hands.

MATT: So I was walking into the gym with Mike and his pinkey totally rubbed against my hand, you know how much I suffer from man-man-contact syndrome too, I was totally freaked bro.

Man-man-contact Syndrome by Jonnie C. August 27, 2008

Man Swine Flu 

A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.

This is a more severe form of man flu.

Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"

Woman: "No you're not"

Man: "I think I've got flu!"

Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"

Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"

Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."

Man Swine Flu by deejayone July 22, 2009