Jeargaens

Heavier than 4 thirgos.

It's because fur is thicc, absorbs too much water, weighs it down like a pair of cement jeargaens.

by Finger licker May 10, 2025

Jealousy Wumbo

feeling or showing envy of someone or their achievements and advantages using Wumbo.

My new friend is very jealousy wumbo!

by Thatdudeosaurus43 May 14, 2025

Jeanny

Amazing song by Falco

Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams
Jeanny, life is not what it seems
Such a lonely little girl in a cold, cold world
There's someone who needs you

by KasatkaTilikum June 21, 2025

Jealous Bait

Trying to make another person jealous by posting things they can see to provoke them.

Person 1 has a major crush on person 2
Person 2 knows about Person 1 being inlove
Person 2 posts a tweet ”Just got a new partner” to make Person 1 jealous even though Person 2 does not actually have a partner and Person 2 is only jealous baiting

by TheRealLexV July 2, 2025

Jeans

You know, it's too much decoration on the jeans but in light of your recent country album it's thematic so I'll allow it. Makes your mid-drift and cleavage look fantastic.

Hym "See? Everybody is sexier in denim. Jeans is the highest form of clothes. You know, that reminds me... I need one of those big wooden carts. You know the ones with the thick wooden bars? I could just shove my multi-ethnic sister-wives in there when I need to travel- Shit! But then I'd need to buy a horse! Wait! Brett has a horse! I'll just use hers. As she is my herald and cannot refuse me. Yep. 24x12. I can fit all my sister wives up in there. Like, 8 of them. Hall them to wherever I need to be and then they won't get restless at home.... Hmm... I still need to get a net for Megyn Kelly... Maybe some board games for them to play back there... I'm going to need my own cart because I am NOT touching a horse.... Beyonce can come too! Get her in there! Multi-ethnic sister-wife road-trip! Woo!"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Jeakams

Fairly close to Jenkum, but this dude is just a musician who makes some eclectic stuff that you probably don’t listen to or know about. It’s definitely not Jenkum.

Someone: Yo, who was that? I really liked that song.
Someone else: Aye that’s Jeakams. He’ll sound even better after you take this hit of Jenkum, my dude.

by PoorTom August 11, 2025

Jeanerized

When someone wearing jeans gets them cut up while they are still being worn. Often used as a sort of hazzing and discouraging people wearing jeans when the dress code demands a higher standard.

When John got jeanerized at the party his jeans got ruined

by Frat friend August 15, 2025