Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.

The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."

by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022

Legally incompetent

Judged to be unavailable to make rational decisions on their own behalf.

Dumb whore "I fucked a retard that is legally incompetent."

Hym "That makes you a retard molester. What you 'believe in' molesting retards."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2022

gross incompetence

a moldy action

what is placed on a police officers ham a cheese sandwich? pickles... and gross incompetence

by TardigradeFucker69 June 18, 2022

Consistently inconsistent

Florida weather

Florida’s weather is consistently inconsistent; it’ll be raining one second, and then the next it’ll be completely sunny as though it never rained.

by 2020wasbadbad June 21, 2022

Politicly incorrect

A truth that people on the left find too painful to acknowledge and therefore do not want expressed.

-Woman and Man are diffrent
-You cant say that, is it politicly incorrect

by JOJO1234555 July 6, 2022

Uncountable/Incountable

Uncountable/Incountable means when something is too high or too many (or vise versa) to count.

"All of the people at the funeral made it Uncountable/Incountable to figure how many were there"
"It was Uncountable/Incountable to see how many people there were"

by Orangee_1 July 7, 2022

Legally incompetent

Nope. No conflation here. I'm maintaining a pretty consistent standard here.

Hym "Nope. I set the bar at legally incompetent. No conflation here."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023