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In the coffin

When someone is a metalhead but hasn't told anyone yet.
It's used similarly to In the closet, but it's more metal.

Newfound metalheads fear being ostracized by their friends and family for not adhering to what is commonly considered a "normal music taste". They can spend years in the coffin as a result.

Please help fight this horrible guilt they feel inside and preach for #metalacceptance
Prime Rib: "Good to see you, how are 'ya?"
Striploin: "Kinda something I want to talk to you about, actually."
Prime Rib: "Umm, sure.."
Striploin: "So lately I've been feeling a lot more confident as a person and I feel you should really know something about me that you probably didn't see coming."
Prime Rib: "You're scaring me, dude."
Striploin: "I think I'm a metalhead."
Prime Rib: "Wow. I can't say i'm not surprised. How long have you been in the coffin?
by A Crazie May 18, 2017
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St Mary’s cofe

Home to gangs . Carries knives one of the worst skls in the whole of the borough . Shit teachers and all . Their known as a prison and there are more hoes than a strip club . All the boys think they’re on piss when really they flash there birthday money and say “send shapes”
Have you heard of that skl st Mary’s cofe All a bunch of skets . This one sucked that ones dick .
by Your dad com January 12, 2020
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nail in the coffin

A phrase popularized by Eminem in his 2003 diss-track dedicated to ending Ray Benzino's career, it means to seal one's demise.
The first recorded use of this phrase was in 1792, when Pindar, also known as John Wolcot, stated “Care to our coffin adds a nail, no doubt.”
Guy 1: Did you hear about Ray Benzino?
Guy 2: Literally who?
Guy 3: I've heard about him. He was this old guy peak Eminem absolutely assassinated in his hit diss-track "Nail in the Coffin" and another diss-track "The Sauce"
by faxlord November 15, 2022
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TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)

A wholesome game with two siblings stuck in a flat during a pandemic.

No cannibalism, incest or rituals whatsoever.
person 1: oh i love TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)
person 2: what the actual fuck
by Haru-Official December 27, 2023
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TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)

A wholesome video game about two siblings stuck in a flat in a pandemic.

Has zero incest, cannibalism, rituals, patricide, matricide, demons, or clairvoyance at all.
Person 1: TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley) is the best video game

Person 2: I'm scared
by Haru-Official December 27, 2023
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laughing in the coffin

The terrible state wherein you manage to laugh amidst anger and agony
? : Hope you're doing well
!: Yeah, Laughing in the coffin 😂🥲
by lil@arch February 14, 2025
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Benjamin Franklin's coffin

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.
Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.
by twixsmoker April 4, 2025
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