Milk the box

1. When a man ejacultes in a vagina.
2. When a man ejaculates on a vagina.
3. To make a vagina squirt.

GW: How was sex with Sasha? Did you use a condom?
Yoshi: It was great. And no I didn't use one.
GW: So you pulled out, right?
Yoshi: Not in time, I unintentionally milk the box.

by EasyBrooklyn February 26, 2010

fantasy box

television

dude, i saw this bitch on the fantasy box, nobody can look that good...

-probably an android dude!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

Box jelly

Vaginal discharge. Female cum. Whitish goo produced by salivating females.

Dude I had Lisa bent over the kitchen table yesterday and before I even got close she had juiced everywhere.

No shit, you didn't slip on her box jelly did you?

by dirty,dirty,dirty. January 21, 2011

suck box

a device used for cock sucking

Put your suck box on my cock.

by Ramone Sanchez Jr. March 28, 2007

box gobbler

noun: lesbian on the prowl.

Uh oh, Stephanie - that box gobbler in the corner looks like she's about to make a move on you!

Jackie, what's with those baggy pants and wife beater? Have you gone box gobbler on me?

Did you see Janet's new haircut? She looks like Mark McGrath. OMG, she could be a box gobbler with that hairdo.

by kawksuckah February 27, 2008

Spider box

To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.

-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!

by notRJM April 13, 2009

Dry Box

This disaster of a situation is the female version of whiskey dick. It can strike at any time. It doesn't matter whether you have been drinking, doin X, smokin gange, or huffin paint... This happens when the vagina refuses to secreate it glorious fluid that allows the male member to easily slide into holy crevace of greatness. It's frustrating for all men to deal with and the cure is KY... REMEBER KY!!!

"Damn, that bitch had some ser DRY BOX, like... my penis is shedding"

by Weekendwr1 February 28, 2009