cereal box

A name for a girl that has no breasts

John: Fuck that girl has no tits
Tim: Yeah she's a cereal box

by Master_Otto September 28, 2019

Dry Box

This disaster of a situation is the female version of whiskey dick. It can strike at any time. It doesn't matter whether you have been drinking, doin X, smokin gange, or huffin paint... This happens when the vagina refuses to secreate it glorious fluid that allows the male member to easily slide into holy crevace of greatness. It's frustrating for all men to deal with and the cure is KY... REMEBER KY!!!

"Damn, that bitch had some ser DRY BOX, like... my penis is shedding"

by Weekendwr1 February 28, 2009

Glove box

The act of a hot woman getting finger banged by a genius electrician with extraordinary talent.

"I'm a goddam electrical genius", bitch let Papa Glove warm my hands up in your glove box so I can continue my epic crusade of electrical problem solving.

by Magnum ken January 24, 2020

Box jelly

Vaginal discharge. Female cum. Whitish goo produced by salivating females.

Dude I had Lisa bent over the kitchen table yesterday and before I even got close she had juiced everywhere.

No shit, you didn't slip on her box jelly did you?

by dirty,dirty,dirty. January 21, 2011

fantasy box

television

dude, i saw this bitch on the fantasy box, nobody can look that good...

-probably an android dude!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

Spider box

To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.

-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!

by notRJM April 13, 2009

Junk-box

Junk-box is a verbal declaration used to completely stop (or change subject of) a conversation between individuals, or a group of individuals when the context of the conversation is deemed inappropriate, disgusting, boring, or rude.

Person1: Hey, look at this! You can see the bone sticking out.
Person2: Junk-box!

by Majin'Buu May 8, 2012