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97th base 

you must do all of the following while rock hard
highjack a plane while fucking everyone on it, and impregnating every woman on it, now once the plane lands, escape authorities, go home and have a rest, repete this every day for the next 10 years, you will need really short flights, now take all the children that ere born from the shit youve done for 10 years and raise them as soldiers and attempt to take over a city, once you have suceded you may take a well deserves 5 year break, however, rest well as the following will be conplicaded, as you will need to go through every base from 1st to 96th with 100 women, take the children that will most likely be born from this and put them in an arena and make them all fight to the death, raise the last surviving child and pit them against your strongest worrier from the army you used to take over the city, you should now be left with only one child, after all this you must raise the child like a normal child and set them free into society ans a reletively normal, functioning memner of society and yes YOU MUST DO ALL OF THIS WHILE HARD OR IT DOES NOT COUNT
YO I GOT TO 97TH BASE
never speak to me again
97th base by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025
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