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Socks

I need to get real here chief, if you don't know what a sock is I don't think you're old enough to use the internet
Fun Fact: if you wear sock in reverse the whole universe is wearing your socks except for you
by Rae_Ryuko July 21, 2018
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Pink sock

A pink sock is where a man sticks is penis in his girls vagina and pulls it out so fast that her intestines come out on his dick
Man I gave that girl a pink sock now I'm being charged with capital murder no
by Codylmoore August 3, 2020
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Socks

a chaotic 5’0 “soft” wannabe British lad that wears sunglasses inside and likes to impress people by his can opening skills. Also the annoying little brother of any friend group.
Person 1: aye you seen socks anywhere?
Person 2: you mean that insane five foot tall gremlin who ran through here searching for a compass with the force of an angry god?
Person 1: that’s the one!
by Gaygayhomosexualgay April 10, 2021
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Wet Socks

A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.
Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.
by Soothingmemeguy55 November 11, 2022
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down to the sock

"Down to the sock" is mostly used when you are asking someone to hang out, or when you are asking someone if they are actually going to something.
Are you Down to the sock going to do that?

Are you down to sock going to the park?
by J0zy April 5, 2017
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Sock

It's a sock. A thing that is probably on your foot now.

It can be whatever color you like.

You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.

I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????

Just google it or whatever...

You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it

Tell me the truth
Person 1: what are you wearing on your foots?
Person 2: socks
by yummy_bacon340 December 26, 2021
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The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable
my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though
by daddys_toes June 4, 2018
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