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Penis Fart

When air gets into your penis hole while a woman is blowing your penis and it slowly leaks air, and semen, and piss
Guy 1: so how was your date with (woman’s name)? Did you get any action?
Guy 2: Yeah dinner was great and she blowed my penis till I cummed when we got back to her place.

Guy 1: Nice, was (woman’s name) any good at blowing your penis?

Guy 2: yeah (woman’s name) was pretty good until she got air in my penis hole. Then I had to penis fart.
by Slimeguy juicy November 28, 2020
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penis fungus

When you jerk off all over your hands and the sperm gets in your pubes.//Connors Kink
Of crap I got some penis fungus!
by Mojo Pogo August 14, 2017
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Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.
Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.
by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020
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Penis tingle

When your penis gets goose bumps and send shivers in that area Also adding a tingling feel.
David: shit my penis is tingling

Mark: damn you got penis tingles too?
by Wonky slush February 4, 2021
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penis smeller

Hey penis smeller stop dining that you might be gay
by Slurped buttface September 22, 2023
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brazilian penis

Something you put in a man or woman’s enter section.It’s very big and long.It also taste like bubblegum.
Omg,FUCK ME WITH YOUR BRAZILIAN PENIS DADDY.OH YES.
by anonymous January 21, 2018
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penis trickle

When something turns you on so much a little comes out
That food was so good it made my penis trickle
by Disco D August 31, 2015
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