Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.
This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.
by Pederpiper February 17, 2019
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Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.
After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.
by Tman227 September 12, 2016
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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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Fuck Punch

An alcoholic beverage made of fruit juices, tequila, and vodka.
Quinton used orange juice, pineapple juice, and Hawaiian punch in the Fuck Punch.
by icantakeit757 September 27, 2019
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shit punched

Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!
I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !
by Allegedly1 December 18, 2014
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Coin Punch

When a game is won only because one team had more coiners.
We're all in nub armor, they bought the best gear, the damn coiners. We've been coin punched.
by Torsk June 30, 2011
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reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.
Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)
by Charliecamelcase December 16, 2017
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