Ejaculation onto a woman with a great deal of pubic hair. So named because of the fact that married Amish men have long beards. Related to the creampie.
This chick never shaved her bush. After I blew my load, she totally had an AmishPie.
A creamy moon pie is when a female (or male) deficates on a plate then molds it into a patty similar to how one would shape Play-doh. Then a male parter that they are sexual involved with ejaculates on the feces and the two share the fresh "creamy moon pie."
"Heybabe, wanna cum to my place and have a creamy moon pie?"