New Jersey K-Turn 

Also known as a New Jersey U-Turn. When a driver enters a 4-way intersection, turns around in the middle, and heads in another direction. Usually results in an accident.

"Devin almost killed me the other day when he decided to pull a New Jersey K-Turn."

New Jersey K-Turn by P Banger November 3, 2009

Jeff K. 

Jeff K is hosted through Something Awful's website. (www.somethingawful.com) He is a teenage boy with the worst spelling and grammar skills known to man. He claims to be a 1337 haX0r, and likes to review movies and games. One of the best reasons to visit SA.

"All modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay DuKE NUKAM 3D AND GET TEH SHRINK RAY MICORWAVE GUN!!! I shrank teh Pig Cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and SAW A STRIPPAR!!!"

Jeff K. by Lon May 6, 2005

U.k.U.c. 

Uknown, uncaren; applicable to circumstances wherein the subject is of little personal importance to a constituent, or as a quick, witty response to an esoteric inquiry.

Brother: 'Hey, why wouldn't an editor publish this def?'
Me: 'U.k.U.c.'

U.k.U.c. by drizzake August 5, 2008

Shawty K 

the perfect girl.

zach : "damn, she's so perfect."
friend : that's a shawty k

Shawty K by Shawty_0K February 23, 2010

Circle K 

A place underage kids go to get pods and juuls with out being carded

yo bro let’s go to circle k for some pods

Circle K by unshodbrick5522 June 22, 2018

Can you be the K to my JT

A phrase that will make all the women and men in a 1 meter radius wet

Hey I know that we haven't talked a lot these past few day but can you be the K to my JT.

HELL YEA

Can you be the K to my JT by corbyn jorbyn December 25, 2020

J. K. Rowling 

verb, When your 'cool mom friend' inserts details into her stories of the past to make her appear more woke than she is.

Example: "I told you about the time I walked with MLK, haven't I?"

"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"

J. K. Rowling by foundinthedark March 28, 2019