When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.
by the Sun is a deadly February 15, 2021

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012

When a girl’s yeast infection is so out of hand, it has caused a creamy, crusted over vagina, and the only way through it is to put it between two slices of bread and eat it.
I could tell by the smell coming from her underwear I’d be having a “Krusty Krab Sandwich” for dinner
by MrKrustyKrabSandwich November 25, 2021

When a non german is sitting down with a german guy’s ass on the non germans dick, another non german then procedes sit on the german and the deficate on the germans dick
by Freakybob December 28, 2024

The process of reading the first and last chapter of a book, and then writing an essay about what you think the books insides are.
Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.
Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.
I didn't read that book. I was only sandwich-reading it to make sure key points got introduced. I couldn't read the whole thing since I was too busy.
by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

When two white males have a threesome with a black female. The males being the buns (white in color) and the steak (black in color) being the female.
Hey i heard you got with that black girl in our class last weekend?
Yeah man, me and Johnny steak sandwiched her
Yeah man, me and Johnny steak sandwiched her
by Rome Price July 6, 2016

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
