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Ass Terrorist 

Someone who starts eating your ass out (giving a rim job) at a sex club when you did not invite them to do so. Ass terrorists are usually old men and attack when you are getting your dick sucked by some hot guy. This term is obviously used by mostly gay men.
I was getting my dick sucked by this hottie and some ass terrorist attacked me from behind.
Ass Terrorist by Jim April 4, 2003
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ass town 

Middle of god damn nowhere.
Crappy ass place
I live in the ass town USA
ass town by dicklick May 18, 2006
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ass to waist ratio

A number used to measure how sexually attractive a girl is by comparing her butt to her waist. This also shows how big a girl's butt truly is.

This is obtained by measuring the smallest part around a girl's waist and subtracting that from the largest part measured around a girls butt and thighs.

The following A/W Ratios are in inches

>0: Waist is bigger than butt, she must be flat and fat which won't look good at all. Fortunately this is rare (>5%)

1-5: Her butt is ok, this might not look good everyday and probably won't grab your attention. This is quite common
(75%)

6-9: Her butt is pretty big, this is very noticeable and probably will grab your attention. This is quite uncommon

(15%)

10+: Her butt is amazing, this looks unreal and might make you stare for a bit. This is also known as an extreme ass. This is extremely rare, and you may not see another one like this for months.

(>5%)

The distribution of the different A/W Ratios depends on booty geography
(girl walks in)

Boy1: (Looks briefly then turns to Boy2) She's alright....

Boy2: She has a pretty face but that ass to waist ratio isn't too good

Boy1: Yea she's got an ass but she's also got a fat stomach

Boy2: Her A/W Ratio must be like 4 or 5

ass cowboy 

A sexual term meaning to dress in cowboy boots and a hat and sometimes bandanna and face your partner to the sunset as you mount her doggie style and yell "Yee Haw"
Last night I gave my girlfriend an ass cowboy after we watched westerns.
ass cowboy by Nodog July 27, 2003
when you crap and it Burns insidefor a while
ass-cid by evanzo August 20, 2003
To hold a member of the opposite sex upside down while pouring liquor down the crack of her/his ass while a buddy lays on the ground and slurps it up.
"Jill thinks her last batch of ass shots tasted like her boyfriends dick!"
Ass Shots by Morley September 16, 2007

ass puppet 

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up one's ass controlling one's mouth

see also butt puppet

also used as a general name for any ass puppet. may be hyphenated (ass-puppet)
Keagy's hand was so far up ass-puppet his ring's make you think Dickskin had gold teeth
ass puppet by n6ko January 20, 2003