alex hayes 

The greatest man in the world. His dick is bigger than Jesus’ forearm. He will rupture your insides and he will most definitely make you walk weird for about a week. And above all that he’s sweet and kind.

Why aren’t you in work today?
Because gurlll I had Alex Hayes at mine last night

alex hayes by Mypussyalwayswet May 31, 2018

Alex Johnston 

He is a level 5 certified roadman and usually refers to himself as “YungAJCerti” or “AJCerti”. This type of person is a absolute g and a driller.

Yo g, did you catch my bro “AJCerti” over there he’s a certi roadman this means he is very hard. Whatever you do don’t call him Alex Johnston since it’s his government name and can’t be baited out.

Alex Johnston by AJCerti December 5, 2018

Alex Gomez 

A fag with bushy eyebrows and a small dick that looks like a angry bird.

Your such Alex Gomez fuck you.

Alex Gomez by idjiejde October 16, 2019

Alex Quinn 

Alex Quinn is a sexy guy who has an addiction to designing Karen houses and stiring tea. But ngl he is pretty cool.

Who is Alex Quinn?

Oh he is that amazingly weird guy who used to be friends with Nathan

Alex Quinn by Hisoka.the.babysitter September 20, 2020

Alex Zedra 

A hot gamer girl on twitch who shoots guns, can plays call of duty and did the modelling for the Mara skin in n call of duty modern warfare 2019.
YouTube: Alex Zedra Sub
Twitch: Alex_Zedra follow and sub
Also has big tits and black hair

That Alex Zedra is hot

Alex Zedra by Alex Zedra fan club October 11, 2020

alex sucks 

When somone is named Alex and he is actually good at every single game, but you scream at him and say "ALEX SUCKS" to piss him off

alex sucks-"Alex you fucking suck how did you die to that kid?"-when the kid is the best on their team
When somone is named Alex and he is actually good at every single game, but you scream at him and say "ALEX SUCKS" to piss him off

alex sucks by jpthebest December 23, 2020

alex quackity

A little boy who loves to “meow” and loves all the Fred movies

There’s a wild alex quackity on the floor, he is meowing and playing with a yarn ball while watching camp Fred

alex quackity by DaichiKidd August 3, 2021