toe jam

a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat

Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.

"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"

by kerdunskool November 15, 2020

unicorn toes

A perverted man in his 50 trying to go rape little kids.

Dude that guy looks like a complete unicorn toes!

by Unicorn perv January 04, 2015

Roasted toes

After someone gets a hold of toe pics and get them shared all over the internet.

Hey dumbass you wanna go take some toe pics?
I have roasted toes.
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by robmatrob March 29, 2022

toe peasant

A dog or person who enjoys licking toes

My dog is a toe peasant. He enjoys licking my toes.

by Jgo95 November 19, 2023

Sunghoons toes

.Sunghoons_toes is the #1 Heeseung Stan in the world

“ Sunghoons toes is the #1 Heeseung fan”

by Hahahaha s December 14, 2020

Pierces moms toes

His my is so hat and he feet make me creamy all over Bruce. Usually finishes me in 5 seconds

I love Pierces moms toes

by DJ needs a salad April 08, 2022

toe in the yoghurt

When you mess something up or stuck your Willy where it didn’t belong

I gone done stuck my toe in the yoghurt again

by Yoghurtpalz July 08, 2024